October 2008

 
  • Oct. 31 p  It's common for the Clay Board of Ed to ignore parent complaints. Happens all the time.
  • Oct. 31 p Up at Big Odor Elem, that's the $3.5 million school that costed $8m, parents and students have complained since its opening, about the smell of raw poo poo. Their comments fell on deaf ears.
  • Oct. 31 p Yesterday the Governor's brother was there for a visit and Poof! All of a sudden the smell warranted shutting down the place. School was closed today by noon.
  • Oct. 31 p One big wig and the locals started to get the beans out of their ears. Many think, the structural problem is a  result of faulty oversight by the Cluck of the Works.
  • Oct. 31 p  Word has it, parents are considering a picket line Monday morning if they try to convene classes at Big Odor.
  • Oct. 31 p While were talking about the lame Board. The School Board schedules their meetings for the first and third Monday of each month. State law mandates that board meeting agendas be posted three business days before a meeting. If you look at their web site, no agenda is posted. Sad and we keep re electing them.
  • Oct. 31 a For some, it's trick or treat time. For others, it's the best night of the year for 911 scanner listening.
  • Oct. 31 a Take those rug rats and curtain climbers over tot he radio station today for their Carnival and Fun Time. Games start at 4:40 with costume and pukin carving around 5:30. Cake Walks too. Full details over on wyap.com
  • Oct. 31 a Those poor struggling oil execs are having a tough time.....
  • Oct. 31 a  Oil giant Royal Dutch Shell today joined the profits bonanza from record prices with a 71 per cent jump in third-quarter earnings.
  • Oct. 31 a  Exxon Mobil Corp., the world's largest publicly traded oil company, reported income Thursday that shattered its own record for the biggest profit.
  • Oct. 31 a Lets see now. Oil was $200 a barrel and gas prices went to $ gallon. Crude is now $68 and gas remains close to $3.00 per gallon. Bet there's another quarter of tidy profits coming.
  • Oct. 31 a Slinky's non Commission backed trip to Court in support of Fola Coal brought out some intelligent emails and some well... For example one from an emailer calling herself Pamela Taylor:  COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR GOOD BUDDY JAMES TAWNEY HAS DONE FOR A LIVING?? MAYBE SSI.....OR AT LEAST I BET ITS LIKE YOU HE HAS NEVER WORKED A HONEST DAY OF WORK IN HIS LIFE... HOW MUCH TAXES DOES HE SAY HE PAY IN CLAY COUNTY BECAUSE THERE IS NO RECORD IN THE CLAY COUNTY COURT HOUSE OF ANY...I FIND IT REALLY SAD THAT WE HAVE SUCH IGNORANT PEOPLE LIVING IN ANOTHER COUNTY AND VOICING THERE OPINIONS ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT CONCERN THEM, LAST I HEARD ROANE CO HAD THEIR OWN PROBLEMS.
  • Oct. 31  a To make doubly sure her thoughtful email was well received, a follow up from a Pamela Taylor: ONLY PEOPLE THAT SHARE YOUR VIEWS HAVE A RIGHT TO FREE SPEACH......AND THANKS FOR ADMITTING YOU HAVE NEVER WORKED A HONEST DAY OF WORK IN YOUR LIFE..BUT ONE THING FOR SURE THE WORKING FOLKS FROM FOLA COAL KEEPS YOUR  PAPER GOING
  • Oct. 31 a Glad to have you along Fola. Sure wish more of you hailed from Clay County.
  • Oct. 30 p We provided a You Tube link to an electronic voting machine "vote flipping" video. This morning on WV Public Radio, Scott Finn produced a lengthy piece on that video being bogus. Instead of You Tube, we believe Finn has the truth...  at least in West Virginia.
  • Oct. 30 p Take a look at your computer screen, down in the bottom right, where the time is posted. Now look at today's date. Your puter thinks today is Friday Jan 30th 2009. So much for Bill Gates being a genius.
  • Oct. 30 p The Town of Clay has one cash cow. That's the water plant which finances the entire municipal operation from street cleaning to paying insurance coverage. Over the objections of the Mayor, during the last meeting, Council voted to install new door locks to protect night time working female water operators at the wa wa plant.
  • Oct. 30 p Resisting the change, Mayor Brown thought that dead bolts inside the doors would be sufficient. Dead bolts cost around $10 each and could be installed by about any local yocal.
  • Oct. 30 p Those new electric locks and installation will cost a little over $2400.
  • Oct. 30 p  Here's the kicker. That new high dollar lock will be placed on the glass front door. GLASS!
  • Oct. 30 p Is it any wonder the Town needs more tax dollars from you and me.
  • Oct. 30 p By the way, when the new water plant is built next winter, the contract includes provisions for new doors and locks. When Council says, we'll just move the high dollar locks over to the new door..... That will cost another several hundred dollars on top of the originial $2400.
  • Oct. 30 p DId we mention that keyless entry lock will be placed on an easy to break in to glass door?
  • Oct. 30 p We're receiving some pretty good email responses. One on poor voting and a Rose Cantrell Library response are now posted over on the ADVISORY page.
  • Oct. 30 a Opal Walker, 78, of Bickmore died Oct. 29, 2008. Wilson-Shamblin-Smith Funeral Home, Clay, is in charge of arrangements.
  • Oct. 30 a Congrats to the Clay County PeeWee B Teamers, 08 Super Bowl Champs.
  • Oct. 30 a A pretty good load of pics from the Championship game Oct. 25th now over on the PHOTO page
  • Oct. 29 p Long before any vote to hire by the School Board, Pam Tanner, that's Boardster Ric Tanner's wife, is on the job at Big Odor Elem.
  • Oct. 29 p Senator Randy White announced some new cash coming into Clayberry. The announcement letter is now over on the ADVISORY page
  • Oct. 29 p  Last week Commissioner Slinky testified on behalf of Fola Coal as an official representative of the Clay County Commission. Or at least that's what he announced he was doing.
  • Oct. 29 p That official testimony came without Fola Coal asking for such help during  a public meeting. It came without the CCC voting to do so. Backed by the full faith and credit of the county, took it on his self to to take one side of an issue and make it look as the opinion of the entire county.
  • Oct. 29 p Some people look at the court case a little different. James Tawney took the time to out this thoughts in ink. Don't know who Mr Tawney but he sure makes a bunch of sense.
  • Oct. 29 p As a note, Slinky said in public that our tax base was 40% funded by Fola. Even if you add the amount of coal severance money forwarded the CCC, Linky's statement is inaccurate.
  • Oct. 29 p Got to give Library Czar Tim Hopkins an A+ for effort and perseverance. Yesterday he spent much of his time talking at the Kanawha County Library and with the Library Commission.
  • Oct. 29 p Gosh if he thinks he thinks it's hard to keep a secret in Clayberry, wait till he reads that post. ' can't even keep stuff hush hush in Kanawha County.
  • Oct. 29 a The annual cost of treating adult cases of diabetes in the United States nearly doubled between 2001 and 2007.....The increase was due to a rise in the number of sufferers but also higher use of more costly treatments.. In 2000, 4.0 percent of the US population had diabetes. By 2050, the percentage is expected to increase to 7.0 percent
  • Oct. 29 a Now national media outlets are running with our Sec of State's decision to purchase ESS&S voting machines. Vote-flipping incidents on ES&S iVotronic machines in WV. See the video.
  • Oct. 29 a Now that we're talking politics....
  • Oct. 29 a  Have questions on the Electoral College thang? We have answers.
  • Oct. 29 a Are West Virginia reps to the US Electoral College bound by law or pledge to go with the popular vote? Absolutely NO.
  • Oct. 29 a Is it winner take all in every state? Nope. Nebraska and Maine are proportional in their reps.
  • Oct. 29 a Wonder how our reps voted in past elections? Glad you asked. Here's the answer.
  • Oct. 29 a  Could their be a tie? 270 votes for each? ANSWER: Yes
  • Oct. 29 a  How many times has the Vice President been chosen by the U.S. Senate? ANSWER: Once.   In the Presidential election of 1836, the election for Vice President was decided in the Senate. Martin Van Buren's running mate, Richard M. Johnson, fell one vote short of a majority in the Electoral College. Vice Presidential candidates Francis Granger and Johnson had a "run-off" in the Senate under the 12th Amendment, where Johnson was elected 33 votes to 17.
  • Oct. 29 a  all the Electorial College mysteries unlocked.
  • Oct. 29 a  Houston, I mean Clayberry we have a problem, another problem at Big Odor Elem.
  • Oct. 29 a We reported on the smell of poo poo permeating the building, strong enough to get the smell on everyone's clothes. That was a couple weeks back and continues .
  • Oct. 29 a Yesterday the smell of bleach was added to the school smell. Instead of smelling like crap. Now the kids smell like bleached crap! From one parent's email: One parent took her child to the ER in Braxton county today. The doctor  there was shocked the school had not been closed and that kids were breathing the gas from the septic system. He is encouraging the parent to get the childs health records from the pediatrician to see how many times she's had him to the doctor since starting school there.  HE filed a complaint "supposedly" with DHHR or had the parent to . She was told the DHHR would have to investigate possible health issues and did have a case worker talk to her.  The parent is  saying she's going to sue the school system
  • Oct. 29 a  In Monongalia  County, Mylan Park Elementary will be closed for the  second day in a row because  a "sour"smell was in the building. The county health dept and public service officials were there to "check it out"..
  • Oct. 29 a  Health concerns? Not in Clayberry!
  • Oct. 29 a  In our latest edition of The Communicator are write ups on the Library and Library Chair Tim Hopkins. TO make sense of this next post, you need to pick up a copy  for background use.
  • Oct.  29 a Here's a Sample email : Dear Editor,   My name is Vicky Samples and I have something that I think would interst a few people.  I would like to tell something that has been irking me since the Library has needed someone to take over after the former librarian left. I have worked for a public library for 15 yrs. I do not have a library degree but I have the experience to do the job. I tried calling several members on the Library board and was only able to reach Tim Hopkins office. His wife answered the phone, I stated to her that I would like to come in and talk to Tim about the position at the library, this was before it was placed in the jobs section of the Clayberry web site. She told me that he could not see me today because he was going to be out of the office. Well being a "rebel" and already being in Clay, I decided to go into Tim's office and see him.

  •     When I walked in the door  I was confronted by a very rude look and manner from Tim's wife, he was on the phone so I sat down, I was not leaving before seeing him!!     He got off the phone and I told him what I was there about and was asking some general questions, telling him of my 15 yrs experience, etc. His wife kept interrupting, telling him he could not say this or say that. I was very [deleted] off at her manner. We talked awhile, I got absolutely no where, then he asked if I would be willing to help out at the library until they could find someone. I told him I could do that a couple of days a week. I gave him a couple of numbers to reach me my name, and so forth. Well of course I never heard from him, and I feel very put out. I know that I could have done wonders for the library, but I would not help out in any way, shape or form now. If they licked the bottom of my shoes, I would not even consider it. I think they are pursuing a lost cause. No out of county "librarian" with a degree would be willing to take on such a task.
           In my opinion I think there should be two workers and that the library should be open so that kids have use of it after school. I am glad this is a free country and that I can voice my opinion. Thanks, Vicky Samples
         A dream of mine has to take a library, buy new books, placed them neatly on the shelf, and make the library a place that kids and teens, even older people will want to come together. A friendly place, knowing the faces that come in and asking about their family members, on a first name basis. I think the lifeline of a community is the Library. It is always a continuous work, there is no place to stop. I would love to see the library open to help out the children after school, someone who has reports and no computer at home. It is the communities to provide the service for our kids and grandkids, just imagine a place with no library! No books, no entertainment, when I was young I lived in so many different places, had many different friends, could be a princess, or slay dragons.
         I think our kids today are losing the value of what books contain, internet that is the first thing they go for. Granted it has a lot of info, but no the personal feel you get from looking it up and reading it out of a book.          Thank you for letting me steam off,   Vicky Samples   Clendenin
  • Oct. 29 a Clickers,Mr Hopkins,  me thinks the natives are getting  results.
  • Oct. 29 a There's never a dull moment around here!
  • Oct. 28 a The C. Kenton Meadows Sr obituary is now  posted.
  • Oct. 28 a From the email bag:  I would like to thank you for the beautiful picture of Wallback for I grew up in the Wallback.I have the two brother living there and I go home every chance I get.I would like to say I,m Pairley Craddock daughter Mary(Craddock) Forrer Thanks again Mary Forrer
  • Oct. 28 a From the email bag:  On October 25, 2008 Allison Coleman won the CWVAC all Conference Volleyball 2008 Award.  Allison attends Clay County Middle School.  Her parents are very proud of her.  Keep up the good work
  • Oct. 28 a Trick or Treat is just around the corner. Can't wait to see all the Sarah Palin costumes. One guy said he was gluing pennies all over his shirt and calling it his, Change You Can Believe In" costume
  • Oct. 28 a Tonight the Health Board meets in the NH Dyer BLDG on Main Street. Public meeting open to all. Dogs and a new roof are the main topics tonight.
  • Oct. 28 a Shelley Moore Capito has walked in lock stepped with Dubbya more often than not but yet she is expected to win another term in office. One thing is for sure, with Anne Barth in the race, Capito is having to spend a bunch of $$$ on mailings. How many have you received so far?
  • Oct. 28 a For those clicking in from afar, no snow last night as was predicted. Kids, teachers for that matter, were disappointed.
  • Oct. 28 a Tonight a Senate, Commission, and a guy  running for Governor will appear on 101.7 FM
  • Oct. 28 a Just doing some thinking out loud.... On the topic of a new Director over at the public library. Something ain't right.  In Clayberry, the blue bloods always work a deal to get a "select" person into a cherry job. Library Chair Tim Hopkins has been working hard to hire a higher dollar person with full benefits while CCCer Jerry Slinky has been particularly quiet. Other than say the School Board was NOT going to add any new dollars to the Library budget, he's very quiet. Just  a hunch but worthy of a great big Hmmmmmmmm....
  • Oct. 28 a For example, two School Board meetings ago, Boardster Jim Dawson's wife was given the nod to a better job. During the next school board meeting, expect Pam Tanner (Boardster Rick Tanner's wife) to be announced as a new full time hire for Big Odor Elementary.
  • Oct. 28 a In Clayberry, it's all about politics.
  • Oct. 27 a  From the email bag:  I wanted to thank you for posting the pictures of home. I grew up in Clay County, lived in Wallback. Went to school at Valley Fork & Clay High School. Of course that was 31 years ago. Thanks again you made my day. I would like to say hello to David & Nancy Wayne, Mary Workman & family, Marie Hanshaw, Jan Elliott, Sherry Ray{not sure of married name} Connie West, Ruby Rogers, and the class of 1977. It has been a journey.    Thanks. Rose{Rogers}Knight.
  • Oct. 27 a From the email bag: The Clay County Middle School Mustang football team has earned a birth in next Saturday's CWVAC Football Championship Game.  The Mustangs completed a 6-2 regular season on Thursday night by beating the Spencer Yellow Jackets by a score of 20-8.  The championship game will be held on Saturday, November 1 at 1:00 at Nicholas County High School in Summersville.  Clay(6-2) will take on Braxton County(8-0) for a chance to win the championship.
  • Oct. 27 a Dubbya administration: We took matters into our own hands. U.S. military helicopters launched an extremely rare attack Sunday on Syrian territory close to the border with Iraq, killing eight people in a strike the government in Damascus condemned as "serious aggression."
  • Oct. 27 a 50 job opportunities now posted on the JOBS page.
  • Oct. 27 a From the email bag:   The NRVC (PeeWee) SUPER BOWL CHAMPS are The Clay County Panthers Intermediate Football B-Team....The Panthers defeated the Oak Hill Red Devils with a score of 12 to 0....Good job Panthers !!!!!!!!
  • Oct. 27 a There's a full week of political question and answer sessions this week on 101.7FM Tonight at 8pm candidate for the 11th Senatorial District, William Laird from Fayette County will be under the spotlight. Here's the full schedule from YAP radio.
  • Oct. 26 p C. Kenton Meadows Sr., 88, of Gassaway died Oct. 25, 2008. Richard M. Roach Funeral Home, Gassaway, is handling the arrangements.
  • Oct. 26 p We have a lot of retired factory workers living in Clayberry. What if you're company stopped making their share of retirement payments to your 401K plan. Happening now.
  • Oct. 26 p Like the fox in the hen house, in a déjà vu moment from Campaign 2006, President George W. Bush again is asking his Attorney General to launch an investigation into the registration of hundreds of thousands of new voters, many of whom are expected to vote Democratic
  • Oct. 26 p Lets see now, we bail out the greedy people that got us in this mess tot he tune of $1 trillion. What's next? If it's good for the goose..., why not everybody else that did bad stuff. And if that ain't enough to make you pale, here's more on the newest biggest yet bail out and once again with our tax dollars.
  • Oct. 26 p Scary times? How about a documented UFO story just made public.
  • Oct. 26 p Obama de Bama doesn't have an American birth certificate? That's what's going around the web. Here's the decision from the just completed court challenge.
  • Oct. 26 p On the 79th anniversary of the stock market crash of 1929, the average US house price fell by 9 pc last month. Prosperity is just around the corner.
  • Oct. 26 p In the Presidential race, there's all kinds of polls showing all kinds of leads. Here's a link showing all the most recent polls.
  • Oct. 26 p Not even the evangelical far far right cares that  Phalin is on the ticket. The only thing that matters is our pocket book. Did anybody we had another week of war? There have been 4,500 coalition deaths -- 4,186 Americans, two Australians, one Azerbaijani, 176 Britons, 13 Bulgarians, one Czech, seven Danes, two Dutch, two Estonians, one Fijian, five Georgians, one Hungarian, 33 Italians, one Kazakh, one Korean, three Latvians, 22 Poles, three Romanians, five Salvadoran, four Slovaks, 11 Spaniards, two Thai and 18 Ukrainians -- in the war in Iraq as of October 24, 2008, according to a CNN count.
  • Oct. 26 p Closer to home nearly 500 of already early voted. There was even a short waiting line to vote Saturday Oct. 25th.
  • Oct. 26 p We have lots of early voters, record levels of early voting but as far as interest in contests.... Thursday evening Congressional candidate Anne Barth came to town. Maybe 35 or so showed up for the meet and greet.
  • Oct. 26 p The biggy of the week centered around Library Chair Tim Hopkin's behavior and attitude during public meetings like the Commission gathering Wed Oct. 22nd. So paranoid of the CCC and those in the peanut gallery, he brought his own tape recorder to archive his 40 minute dispute fest.
  • Oct. 26 p Remember Carl Stewart? Carl was the guy that was a laid back fellow prone to long winded stories. Timmy Hopkins is that same kind of guy... normally. Now in the public spotlight, Hopkins has changed.  Every word  is taken personally. He challenges every statement made. He is bucking his own Library Board. He's pointing fingers at em. He's not listening to what potential funders have to say. The community is now his enemy. We're ALL against him
  • Oct. 26 p During Wed's meeting, some of the problems within the Library were exposed. According to Commissioner Fran King, one of the biggest complaint getters is TIm's wifey Miriam who is not on the Board, but sounds like, she's the one calling the shots.
  • Oct. 26 p Tim Hopkins does a much better job as a next door neighbor, a teacher and as an insurance man. The appointment post as Library Chair has turned him into a paranoid with a temperament of a deaf pit bull.
  • Oct. 26 p Full details in the latest edition of Clay County's independent newspaper, The Communicator, now on the news stands. The lead story deals with coyotes, missing house pets, and the incident Sheriff Holcomb encountered with three coyotes.
  • Oct. 26 p I like the old TIm Hopkins better!
  • Oct. 26 p Saturday afternoon the our PeeWee Football team clinched the Super Bowl Championship!!
  • Oct. 26 p With election , financial and library woes galore, the sun came out Sunday. Our fall colors were brilliant. The wind swirled the golds and red. Kids played outside. Halloween costumes were made. Punkins were carved. This second week of hunting season, stories were told of new adventures in the woods. People went for drives.
  • Oct. 26 p With all the troubles, it's still a good time to live in Clayberry.
  • Oct. 25 p Sort of on time, the latest, newest, juiciest, Communicator is now on news stands in four counties.
  • Oct. 25 p Don't say there's nothing to do in Clayberry....
  • Oct. 25 p The VolleyBall tournament is in progress at the Middle School
  • Oct. 25 p Great music and fun beginning at noon over at Maysel Park during the BradFest Benefit.
  • Oct. 25 p  Don't forget the scare time tonight down at HE White Elem
  • Oct. 25 p Last night's final home game for the Panthers didn't go so well. With the rain coming down during most of the game, final score showed Ravenswood with 47 to our 12.
  • Oct. 25 p  The age old tradition of learning how to drink at a ballgame didn't go so well for three young Ravenswoodonians. With  half a gallon of vodka consumed and one  so drunk she couldn't walk and barfing, tickets were issued.
  • Oct. 25 p Bet there was some explaining back at home.
  • Oct. 23 p Happy 50th Birthday to Dorothy Childers
  • Oct. 23 p RealtyTrac, an online marketer of foreclosed properties, said that 851,000 homes have been repossessed by lenders since August 2007.
  • Oct. 23 p Got a job? In September, there were more mass layoffs -- instances in which employers slashed 50 or more jobs at one time -- than in any month since September 2001
  • Oct. 23 p  For all of us rednecks, this one is serious, Big Three U.S. automakers struggling to survive, they have begun to dramatically scale back their financial involvement in NASCAR.
  • Oct. 23 p As a school teacher, insurance man, neighbour, Tim Hopkins is known as an easy going, prone to tell a story, type of guy. Based on his actions yesterday during the County Commission meeting, there's another Timmy Hopkins. Hopkins was there for a return visit in search of local match $$$ in support of the Library. That's normally a good thing! Give him an A+ for perseverance.
  • Oct. 23p Yesterday Library Board Chair Hopkins was out of control, beside himself, unable to even wait for a question to be asked before jumping back with a rapid fire response.  How agitated was he? He was winded and had trouble catching his breath between each volley.
  • Oct. 23 p  On the agenda was a request for $883 per month in additional funding for the cash strapped public library. Twice before, during CCC meetings, Hopkins was told: We will support the library during the NEXT budget cycle but NOT to pay for a high dollar, out of county hire. Hopkins wasn't listening during those earlier visits nor was he listening yesterday.
  • Oct. 23 p During his rapid fire spiel of not listening and responding with answers to questions not asked, CCC Prez King asked for Yes and No responses. She asked for "bottom line" responses. She didn't get em.
  • Oct. 23 p So poorly prepared and out of control was his presentation, some  in the peanut gallery laughed while others just got up and left. Commissioner Slinky even reminded Hopkins of his 32 minutes of CCC time where nothing had been added or accomplished. Tim went another 8 minutes of rehashing a decision that had been made 6 weeks ago. That decision: The Library will most likely receive county dollars but only AFTER they hire a new Library Director at current, in budget, pay scale.
  • Oct. 23 p Having received many phone calls from locals, Commissioner King told Hopkins of many complaints received. A couple stand out. One, the LIbrary's refusal to use volunteers, and two, Hopkins' wife, Miriam trying to run the show. By the way, Miriam Hopkins is not on the Board.
  • Oct. 23 p Chair Hopkins kept referring to hiring a Librarian. He, the Board, AREN'T hiring a Librarian. They're hiring  a Library Director. Did you know less than 1/3 of West Virginia libraries employee a Master's Degreed Librarian? That's true.
  • Oct. 23 p Hopkins referred to a state code mandates for Commission's to provide funding. Truth is, that ain't true.
  • Oct. 23 p Note:  Currently a temporary Library Director is in place. She was hired as a contract laborer, without benefits of any kind. According to Ms King, such hires are absolutely illegal and expose the county to serious liability issues if the person would be injured while on duty. You could see Mr Hopkins double gulp when he heard that news!
  • OCt 23 p After the meeting, Hopkins spent another hour in discussions with Fran King in the County Clerk's office. Those of us that were watching saw an agitated Hopkins bantering back and forth with King.
  • Oct. 23 p What happened to Mr Kopkins yesterday?  Did someone crap in his oatmeal yesterday? The normally mundane Timmy Hopkins showed his hand during Wed's meeting when he  referenced fellow Board member Terri Kerns. It sounded like he was about to add Dale Mullins to his list of Boardster detractors before being stopped by Ms King. It sounds like the tall guy is suffering from too much public information being made public. OhYes, he even tried to lay in to the ace cub reporter. About as soon as he got started, the elected folks told him to get back on track with CCC business.
  • Oct. 23 p Paranoid? Maybe. Unable to listen and understand? Yelp. Out of character? Definitely. Unable to handle the duties or a public person? For sure. Someone please take Tim off to the side and tell him to get back to being the Tim Hopkins we know and love.
  • Oct. 23 p No new updates 'till the paper gets out the door, sometime Friday afternoon.
  • Oct. 23 a There was a time when the Lion's Club had a lock on the Bingo game business in Clayberry. Not the case now with both Lizemore and Big Otter Fire Departments licensed and legal
  • Oct. 23 a Tonight Big Otter FD is hosting there first Thursday night game beginning with  early bird games at 6pm and regular at 6:30pm. They plan to offer the Thursday night funfest every other Thursday. On Nov 14th they've got  a special deal scheduled with Case Knives and Vera Bradley purses.
  • Oct. 23 a  2nd Congressional District candidate Anne Barth is coming to the Demorat building on Main Street around 4:30 today.  Desserts are needed for the food table. Contact Elizabeth Sampson if you can lend a hand.
  • Oct. 23 a Fola Coal is in a court battle with the Highlands Conservancy . Here's an interesting item...
  • Oct. 23 a Commissioner Slinky is heading to Huntington to testify on Fola Coal's behave. He's going as an official in support of the Fola, Consul now, environmental transgressions.
  • Oct. 23 a We know that because he mentioned it casually AFTER Wed's CCC meeting. He said it  in an a matter of factly sort of way. Here's the interesting part. The County Commission never voted to make the sworn endorsement. They never had it on an agenda. There was no discussion on whether Fola was in the right or the wrong.
  • Oct. 23 a Library Chair Tim Hopkins had a banner day during yesterday's County Commission. Banner! Details later today.
  • Oct. 23 a  Today is the deadline for Communicator submissions. Email now.
  • Oct. 22 p  Happy 46th to Arthur "Buzzy" McGlothlin
  • Oct. 22 p  This site was bad mouthing a paranoid Minus Ketchup for bailing out of a radio interview yesterday. The Rpeublicrat Chair has more to say about it on the ADVISORY page.
  • Oct. 22 a Larry Edward Hall, 56, of Harrison, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 22 a  Louise Holcomb Ramsey Keener, 69, of Bickmore, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 22 a Carrol A. Walker, 69, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 22 a County Commission meets this morning at 10 am. Might be a good one too!
  • Oct. 22 a From the email bag: The Clay County Panthers Intermediate Football B-Team played in a playoff game on Saturday against The Summersville Little Bears at the Clay County High School field. The game got off to a rough start but the Panthers pulled off a great victory with a final score of 20 to 0. The Panthers B-Team will play The Oak Hill Red Devils for the SUPER BOWL Championship on Saturday Oct. 25 at 4:00pm at the Clay County High School field. The Panthers A-Team played in the playoff game on Sunday at Summersville against The Summersville Little Bears. The Panthers played hard and gave it all, but came up just short of a victory with a heartbreaking loss of 22 to 20 Great season Panthers...Big Thanks to our coaches as well. Show your support on Saturday Oct. 25 at 4:00pm and cheer The Panthers B-Team on to a Super Bowl Championship......Go Panthers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Oct. 22 a  2nd Congressional district candidate Ann Barth will be at the Demorat HDQS Thursday afternoon for a meet and greet. For those that can't make the 4:30 social, Ms Barth will be interviewed on 101.7FM at 6pm Thursday night followed by  11th Senatorial candidate Aubry Wilson at 7pm.
  • Oct. 22 a Have you voted? Why not today?
  • Oct. 22 a WYAP radio has been experiencing bad audio and outages since Oct. 13th due to slow poke DSL speed from Frontier Tele Co. We've been giving Frontier DSL total H since Oct. 13th due to slow as molasses speed and not being able to hear the programming. That changed Tuesday afternoon around 2pm when Calvin up in New York State turned the right knob, switch, doohicky, and increased speed a bunch! You the man Calvin!!!!!
  • Oct. 22 a Communicator comes out this Friday. Deadline for submission is noon Thursday.
  • Oct. 21 a 1.21 million voters in the state. That's more voters now than 40 years ago when the state's population was over 2 m. Demorats out number Republicrats 2 to 1.
  • Oct. 21 a  Fastest growing party is the Mountain party and those registered Independent.
  • Oct. 21 a Have you voted? Early voting began last Wednesday. Over 100 Clayonians voted during the first two days of the Get Er Did early season.
  • Oct. 21 a Tonight Attorney General Darrell McGraw will submit to questions on 101.7 FM beginning at 6pm during Fred Sampson's Roundtable discussion show.
  • Oct. 21 a The Library, Library Board, are normally quiet operations. Not so these last three months. The head honcho of the Library Board is Tim Hopkins.
  • Oct. 21 a  After a another lengthy presentation last night during the School Board meeting, something ain't clicking with Hopkins. No no no, no one is doubting Tim's intelligence level, but still... something ain't clicking.
  • Oct. 21 a  Hopkins is the pivot man for more local funding of the county's only public library. With new state level funding requirements coming in 18 months, a larger local match is needed just to keep current levels of $$$ in place. Although the guy has stated that at least three times during public meetings, both the School Board and County Commissioners know, Hopkins is actually after more funding to pay a higher rate of pay for a soon to be hired Library Director.
  • Oct. 21 a Hopkins wants $883 per month from the school system and a like amount from the  County Commission. Last night the School Board told Hopkins: they ain't got any money to give from Levy funds or from state mandated general monies. During last night's meeting one Board member told Hopkins he was slitting his own throat by asking for higher wages for the replacement Library worker. Hopkins tried to say he wasn't going to hire the candidate from out of state.
  • Oct. 21 a Here's the interesting part clickers. During his presentation, it lasted longer than the rest of the board meeting combined, Hopkins kept referring to a mystery lady that wants the higher wages. Oh No, not Hopkins in favor of paying more, but a "mystery" lady with media backing. Someone that gets internet attention. Someone that publishes outlandish figures for the hire, figures that are completely bogus according to the Library Prez.
  • Oct. 21 a What's all that mystery crap?  We're not for sure but one thing is certain. With his emphasis on using local dollars for a higher paid worker,... someone needs to tell Tim Hopkins, it ain't going to work.
  • Oct. 21 a New to the public sector, Hopkins has to learn: there ain't no secrets in Clay; the business of the library is ALL public; to gain support for the library, he has to allow government to get budgeting in place during normal budget process periods,; and putting the monkey on someone elses' back, doesn't cut the mustard.
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  • Oct. 20 Late p  How about some politics..
  • Oct. 20 Late p  The local radio station invites politicians to come to Clay and submit to questions each electoral cycle. In years past they've had some pretty big names like Shelley Moore Capito and Darrell McGraw. On a more local basis many, most, of the senators and delegates have graced the YAP mics.
  • Oct. 20 Late p  Volunteer Fred Sampson sends out the invitations, handles the phone calls, and hosts the shows. The idea is for voters to hear from the candidates before they vote for 'em.     This afternoon, Supreme Court candidate Minis Ketchum was scheduled to appear.
  • Oct. Late p A bunch of us were tuned to 101.7FM to hear what the guy had to say. Sometime a little after 2pm, Sampson got on the air and said Ketchum had canceled the on air Q/A session. According to Fred:  Ketchum was in the parking lot; noticed a lone Republicrat bumper sticker on a vehicle; asked Sampson if that truck belonged to someone that was going to ask questions; when Fred answered Yes, Ketchum bailed out mentioning that his answers could be twisted to mean something they're not.
  • Oct. Late p Even with reassurances from the host, Fred Sampson, Ketchup made a beeline for the county line. Sounds like the down home questioning skeered the paranoid, Mr Ketchup. If they won't talk before an election we'd be in deep doo doo if they get elected.
  • Oct. 20 p We've got a bunch of Republicrats saying stuff like: The Demorats were in charge when our economy went South. It's the Demorats that caused this depression.
  • Oct. 20 p That's a bunch of crap!     Freddie Mac secretly paid a Republicrat consulting firm $2 million to kill legislation that would have regulated and trimmed the mortgage finance giant and its sister company, Fannie Mae, three years before the government took control to prevent their collapse. Read the entire AP article.
  • Oct. 20 a From the email bag:  could you please wish my mother Wanda L. Smith a belated happy birthday.  Her birthday was October 18th.  Sincerely, Cary S. Smith
  • Oct. 20a  Be On the Look Out (BOLO) Three runaways in the Punkin Ridge area of Clay County. The three made their get away by digging under the barb wired fence sometime Saturday morning. Consider the three to be hungry and will lick you to death! Beware
  • Oct. 20 a One is a female chocolate Lab; another is a male black lab, and the third is a four legger of mixed background. Seen em? Call Debbie Samples at 304 587-7074.
  • Oct. 20 a A couple happenings today... At 2pm WYAP will interview Supreme Court candidate Menus Kethum on 101.7 FM. Depending on how slow Frontier DSL is at that time, the broadcast could be choppy.
  • Oct. 20 a the local station feeds its audio to the transmitter via Frontier DSl. The sales pitch was for 2000 kbps on the download side and 500 kbps on the upload. Since Oct. 13th, the upload speed has never gotten above 60. AT that speed, broadcasting is near impossible.
  • Oct. 20 a We've been calling the new school at Big Otter, Valley Dale Elem since that's what the state folks call it on every document coming and going. Locals have started calling it something even more appropriate. the newest name is Big Odor Elem.
  • Oct. 20 a This evening the School Board meets at Standard Byrant Annex on Gump Street beginning at 6pm. On the agenda is Big Odor heating costs going down since the contractor installed the HVAC in the correct direction. There's no mention of the strong poo poo smell which permeates the place.
  • Oct. 20 a the Sept electric bill remains about $4600. Now that's what technology will do for ya!
  • Oct. 20 a Here's the link to see the agenda.
  • Oct. 20 a  from the email bag:  Just a little note to tell you that gas is under $3 in Calhoun county this week($2.79) but we can all expect that to change after the election!-Willyo, owner MYB campground/farm.
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  • Oct. 19 p It's fall in the Appalachian Mountains of Clay County West Virginia. We're busy getting ready for the slow down months of winter. That's the time when people can explain why they didn't go do something important. Reason? I thought it might snow. Or, the roads were too slick. Or, I didn't want to take a chance of getting' the flu.
  • Oct. 19 p From the last seven days...
  • Oct. 19 p Continuing the trend of who gives a Clayberry rat's arss about politics, the Woman's Club held their fundraiser and Meet the Candidates night on Monday at the Courthouse. Other than those seeking office, there may have been 4 from the public.
  • Oct. 19 p The momentum swelled to name the Dundon bridge the Jamie Nicholas bridge. On the side, others thought maybe it would be better to name the span after ALL our fallen soldiers. Both online and at Go Mart, petitions started to fill up.
  • Oct. 19 a CCHS's Josh Lively was named to the state high school golf team, another first for this county.
  • Oct. 19 p Serving her personal interests first, Town Councilperson Betty Murphy gathered her side of the rift and got the go ahead to install taxpayer paid for street lights around her rental property at Two Run. To make the personal gain more palatable, Recorder Drake said ANYBODY could have a dusk to darn light installed on business or residential property just by asking. People did.
  • Oct. 19 p The Library Board met in extended session this past week but didn't hire a Library Director. Library Chair Tim Hopkins remains H bent on hiring a high dollar, out of towner, inspite of what the County Commission and fellow boardsters want done.
  • Oct. 19 p The Middle School Volleyballers won a game. The CCHS Panthers didn't.
  • Oct. 19 p Friday evening there was suppose to be a Special Meeting of Town Council. Mayor Brown called for the session after discovering another $6500 in log factory debt that needs paid. Council, with the exception of Jerry Stover, was a no show. The peeing contest continues with Recorder Llyn Drake and the Council on one side and Mayor Brown on. the other. Someone needs to mention to Ms Drake, her only duty, responsibility, is to keep the minutes.
  • Oct. 19 p  Saturday night's Business Development Authority Auction was a hit. 50 or more showed up to buy and sell during the consignment. In addition to local sellers putting a little jingle in their pocket, the twice a month meet is becoming a social occasion. Although the BDA came up with the economic idea to grow  $$$, not one BDAer showed for the event nor did they support the auction by advertising. Their first working idea and no support provided. sad.
  • Oct. 19 p Sunday morning Clayberry felt the first frost of the season. Tomatoes were either covered with newspapers or pulled from the vine. All the fall flowers have small brown spots on em. The hills are alive with color. Suntans are fadding. Men are hauling and splitting wood. The smell of oak is in the air. Kids are wearing jackets. Coffee drinkers at Go Mart are staying a little longer. Old timers are saying this is the winter for big snow and freezing temps.
  • Oct. 19 p  We're all so happy to see gasoline down to $3.14 per gallon. We think that's a good price. Most don't even consider, just a couple years back, $1.50 a gallon was considered outrageous.
  • Oct. 19 p Linda McKinney shot some beautiful Lake Sampson pics yesterday. They're now visible on our PHOTO page. For full size print outs give Ms McKinney a shout.
  • Oct. 19 a From the email bag:  I wanted to report a stray dog that has been on Dundon Hill since Thursday. On Thursday morning when I went to work it was coming up Dundon Hill and looked as if it was lost, then when I come home Thursday evening it was on the new bridge just standing there looking lost and confused.....anyway when I went off the hill today it was laying at the first wide spot on the right side of the road as you start up the hill. I decided tonight when I come home and seen it was still there to take it some food and water, when I pulled in it got up to move away from me but seemed friendly but scared. It looks like a older pup or young adult dog, it is tan in color but it's face looks like a German Shepherd. I was hoping you would post a notice so if anyone has lost this precious dog they will know where to find it.
  • Oct. 18 p  David H. “Clutch” Hughes, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 18 a Got a bunch of junk in your garage? Bring those valuables over to the old State Road garage at Two Run for tonight's Consignment auction. Great way to make some extra loot and easy to do! See EVENTS page for details
  • Oct. 18 a It's been a tough season for the Clay County Panthers. Last night was no exception. Buffalo Putnam just sneaked by the Panthers, 44 to 20.  The band sounded real good!
  • Oc 18 a Mayor Brown called for a special Town Council meeting yesterday at 4pm. The agenda went up and according to Dwana Murphy, all officials were telephoned. Mayor Brown said COuncil person Joyce Gibson was the person that decided on t he 4 pm start time.
  • Oct. 18 a At 4pm Friday, only one Councilperson, Jerry Stover was in attendance. With a peeing contest in progress, the meeting was cancelled around 4:30.   The meeting was to discuss the serious financial condition and new invoices from the Log Factory.
  • Oct. 18 a Somebody thought the meeting was important. Kevin Lilly from EPA Environmental Enforcement Division drove all the way over here to address Council. Lilly is the guy that can levy big time fines to the Town. Just a few years ago, those Badges ordered a $50,000 penalty for unlawful floating logs down the Elk.
  • Oct. 18 a  That peeing contest is with Mayor Brown on one side and Council under the command of Llyn Drake on the other. Two things come up.
  • Oct. 18 a One, if you look at state code, the ONLY duty of a Town Recorder is to keep the minutes. Nothing else.
  • Oct. 18 a Two, With Ms Drake making her abode (where she hangs her hat the majority of the time) outside the municipality, can she even hold her position?
  • Oct. 17 a Don't forget today's hot dog fundraiser. See EVENTS page for details. Good cause too!
  • Oct. 17 a Welcome to a damp, overcast Friday morning in Clay. Weather wise, weathercasters are predicting dry conditions for tonight's CCHS Panther football game over at Schoonover/Bradley field. For those that can't make the game in person, 101.7FM will be sportscasting the challenge with pregame at 7:20 and kick off around 7:30p. TG Griffith, Brian King, and Josh Shamblin are the sportscasters.
  • Oct. 17 a This afternoon Clay Town Council meets in special session at 4pm. The one item agenda deals with more debt at the log factory and how to bankrupt the town water system.
  • Oct. 17 a Tonight music continues at the Big Otter Community Center. Featured band is "Rocky Branch Bluegrass" Music, dance, and concessions begin at 7pm
  • Oct. 17 a There is much talk about naming the new Dundon bridge after Jamie Nicholas. There is another camp saying we ought to honor all veterans killed in action instead of just Nicholas. Another group thinks naming the park after our fallen hero. That group is divided since some think the hard work of Don Jarvis should be honored with a namesake.
  • Oct. 17 a The online petition for the bridge naming can be signed by clicking this link. Late Thursday there was around 85 signatures already affixed. The Go Mart petitions also doing very well.
  • Oct. 17 a Don't forget about the big auction Saturday evening over at the old State Road garage at Two Run. Here's a chance to empty out your shed or barn and make a little KaChing in the process. SEE EVENTS page for details.
  • Oct. 17 a For leaf peepers, this weekend is the prime time to see our fall colors in full glory.
  • Oct. 17 a  For those wondering if they Library Board hired a new Director, don't think so. Look for another special meeting next week. Under the guidance of Library Board Chair Tim Hopkins, things are moving real slow. With Hopkins on the CCC agenda next week, it appears Hopkins is still pushing for a $10,000 annual grant from the Commission so a high dollar, master degreed, out of county, hire can be made.
  • Oct. 17 a During an earlier CCC meeting, CCC Prez Fran King told the one time school teacher turned insurance man turned public person Tim Hopkins, we're willing to support the county's only public library but NOT with an outside the county hire. Kookla Fran and Ollie want their local dollars to be used to extend hours of operation, upgrades in services, and better maintain the place. So far, Hopkins ain't listening.
  • Oct. 17 a Have you voted? What are you waiting for? Get out and vote early. Don't take a chance on a big snow, freezing temps, or a bad cold keeping you from the most important thing you can do this year.
  • Oct. 17 a For those trying to listen to the radio station, there's been problems since Oct. 13th. Poor audio quality with breaks in the output. There have also many times when there has been no sound at all. The problem is with the slow as syrup on a Jan morning not so high speed, DSL service. The Tele Co boys spent much of Thursday morning trying to correct the problems. As of Thursday evening, late, still no cure in sight.
  • Oct. 17 a Not sure what's got the sales up, but you better get your copy ot the Communicator before their sold out.          Happy weekend all. See you in Clayberry.
  • Oct. 16 a From the email bag: Thursday, October 16, 2008 is pink out day at the high school for Breast Cancer.
  • Oct. 16 a For those wondering, the Library Board has not selected a new Library Director. They meet again tonight at the Library beginning at 5:30pm. It's a public meeting open to the world.
  • Oct. 16 a Received a bunch of correct answers for the mystery head photo on the home page. TG Griffith is incorrect. Jeff Boggs is the owner of the gleaming, glowing, chrome dome.
  • Oct. 16 a Early voting is now in progress at the Courthouse. Don't take a chance on bad weather or sickness on the 4th. Last election cycle over 500 voters made their mark during early voting.
  • Oct. 16 a Thinking about supporting Peter Triplett for another term of office? He has peel off stickers to make the write choice even  easier.
  • Oct. 16 a  The agenda is posted for Friday's 4pm Special Town Council meeting. At issue is finding the $$$ for newly found log factory invoices.
  • Oct. 16 a Tonight at 6pm 101.7 FM will start their election coverage by interviewing candidates for office. The complete schedule is over on the WYAP web  site. They've already got a pretty good line up including Darrell McGraw and one candidate for governor.
  • Oct. 16 a Tonight's guinea pig is the ace cub reporter and senate candidate. Wonder what his platform is all about? Click his homepage button for more.
  • Oct. 16 a Interested in supporting the movement to name the new Dundon bridge, the Jamie Nicholas bridge? Sign the petition over at Go Mart at Two Run. During the first day of the petition, five pages of supporters penned their names.
  • Oct. 16 a   A bunch of people have emailed over their support for the project to this site. Thanks
  • Oct. 16 a But we did receive this idea: What about Maysel Park......The Jamie Nicholas Memorial Park....... sounds better don't you think?
  • Oct. 16 a Well?????? What do you think?
  • Oct. 16 a Clay ELem gym teacher Linda McKinney provided the photos from CCHS & CMS Homecomings as well as the parents night at CMS last week. If you want full size pictures or whatever, get ahold of Linda.
  • Oct. 16  Has anybody heard even one Wall Street big suit take ANY responsibility for their greedy actions and misdeeds?
  • Oct. 16 a  Very quietly I confided to my husband on the eve of our 50th Anniversary, that I was having an affair. He turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'?
  • Oct. 15 a From the email bag:  WE WOULD LIKE TO WISH NANCY RHODES A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! FROM WHITNEY,DANIEL & MAWMAW
  • Oct. 15 a HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY, ASHTON MORTON!
  • Oct. 15 a TV news crews made  it to Valley Dale Elem yesterday where parents are complaining about the nasty poo poo smell throughout the place. How bad? Kids are coming home with the odor on their clothes.
  • Oct. 15 Might be a simple fix like a pipe trap not properly filled with water. Not likely in Clayberry. some are suggesting a design flaw at the $8m+ school.
  • Oct. 15 a  In the latest edition of the Communicator we presented coverage from the last Town Council meeting.  On Oct. 9th the elected and appointed group voted on another bailout to keep the log factory afloat so to speak. Last month they took in just $5000 and spent $15000. That $11,000 difference will be paid from a closely held municipal bond account. That account has around $22,000 in it before this draft.
  • Oct. 15 a That $11,000 loss may be even worse. According to the Mayor,  additional invoices totalling another $6500 just came in. Look for a special meeting of Council ASAP to discuss paying the debts.  Efforts to increase sewer rates are underway now. Look for those efforts to be stepped up.
  • Oct. 15 a Five parking meters were hammered in the Town of Clay. During the Council meeting, Recorder Llyn Drake gave the Mayor H over purchasing  5 new street side bandits mentioning that only $500 had been collected from them.  Truth is, $216 was collected from the machines on Tuesday alone. Total collections from the 20 something remaining meters came to $2300 in the last 12 months.
  • Oct. 15 a  What the heck!!!!!!!!!! Take them out!! The town doesn't need $2300. They can just raise water and sewer rates, add a B&O tax, and an employee tax to make life easier.
  • Oct. 15 a Yesterday we mentioned in passing, maybe the new Dundon bridge should be named after killed in action Sgt Jamie Nicholas. The idea has taken hold. In the last 24 hours 25 emails have come in support of the action.
  • Oct. 15 a If Fred Sampson can have a pond named after him, if Robert C can have the entire state named after him, and if Leonard "My Good Buddy" Williams can have the county Welcome Center named after him, let's do something nice for our fallen hero Jamie Nicholas.
  • Oct. 15 a Don't forget, the Town is in the free streetlight business. Call in your request for the paid for by the taxpayer dusk to dawn lights before it's too late.
  • Oct. 15 a  Has anyone mentioned the fact that Obama smokes and both of his parents died at an early age? His Mother died at the age of 52, and his Father died at 46.  Plus, Joe Biden has had two brain aneurysms which could have killed him.  Now, here's the real scary part :  if they both died while in office, that would leave Nancy Pelosi as President.
  • Oct. 14 p How would you like to attend school in a place that smells like poop?
  • Oct. 14 p How about if you're a small fry and smells sooo bad, the stinch is on your clothes when you get off the bus?
  • Oct. 14 p How about if that very strong odor is in a brand new, just out of warranty, $8 million facility?
  • Oct. 14 p According to parents and the kids, that's exactly what's happening at the pride of the school system,ValleyDale Elementary at Big Otter.
  • Oct. 14 p The poop smell has been present since opening but this week, the stinch increased 10 fold.
  • Oct. 14 p Sure seems like the school system should have had someone overseeing the school while under construction. ... Oh.. they did.
  • Oct. 14 a Happy Birthday LISA CRADDOCK!!
  • Oct. 14 a Last election cycle many newbees registered to vote. With Sarah visiting WVa for just 25 minutes and many in the state unable to break the color barrier, new voter registration is down here and across the nation.
  • Oct. 14 a Today at 4pm is the lst time to register to vote for the Nov election. An American responsibility, exercise that right!
  • Oct. 14 a From the email bag:    Congratulations to Josh Lively of the CCHS Golf Team. Josh recently participated in the WVSSAC State High School Golf Tournament and finished in the top 8 in a field of 48 golfers. This finish earned him the prestigious title of 1st team AA All-State and All-Tournament Team. On the first day of the 2 day tournament Josh shot a 90 which was 17th in the field. On the second day the playing conditions were horrible as the rain was pouring in 45 degree conditions. Coach Kearns noted that ‘Most golfers despise playing in the rain but not Josh. Poor playing conditions simply do not affect him so I was confident in his ability’. Coach Kearns was correct as Josh stepped up his game and turned in the 2nd best round of the day at 83. His combined score of 173 was the last remaining All-Tournament spot. He is the first golfer in CCHS history to earn All-State honors.
  • Oct. 14 a From the email bag:  Hey why not name the new bridge for our hero’s.   Thinking maybe veteran’s memorial bridge.  Or maybe Jamie Nichols memorial bridge.
  • Oct. 14 a Nice idea or not? Email your thoughts please.
  • Oct. 14 a Pee Wee Football update is now on the ADVISORY page. Go Panthers!!
  • Oct. 14 a Last night's Meet the Candidate fundraiser at the Courthouse may be an indication of interest in the election this year. Around 40 or so showed up for the event. Of the 40, maybe  one or two were not connected to to a candidate or the host organization, the Clay Woman's Club.
  • Oct. 14 a The nation, state, and county are sinking fast and little interest in a change of direction. How sad.
  • Oct. 13 a For the 1300 people with jobs in this county, for many, it's sleep in day. Brats are off school too.
  • Oct. 13 a Relating to the free street light give away by Town Council, here an email excerpt:  If Llyn and her Council want to light up something in Clay, why not  put a street light (and some markings) on the Clay side of the new  Dundon "Ski Slope"?  Out of towners (and even in-towners) find the  turn hard to find on any of our Dark (and/or) Stormy Country Nights.
  • Oct. 13 a Darn good idea!
  • Oct. 13 a Want to help the Clay County Humane group? Here's a way they can win some much needed funds online. You can determine a lot about a community by the way they treat their animals.
  • Oct. 13 a With the economy in the pits and the government taking over banks right and left, the oldest profession is doing quite nicely.
  • Oct. 13 a Tonight the Woman's Club is hosting an auction fundraiser at the Courthouse beginning around 6pm with a reception. There is also a brief period where those seeking office can speak.
  • Oct. 13 a Yesterday's VFW Benefit hosted by the Big Otter Fire Dept (BOFD) was super. Food sales and donations netted Post 4419 well over $1000.
  • Oct. 13 a BOFD is also starting regular Bingo games at the firehouse, a fundraiser for themselves and much needed. Our George Jones said they plan to offer Thursday night, twice a month games if all goes well. Their first Bingo effort Saturday night netted around $400. Not too shabby!
  • Oct. 13 a With the BOFD and Lizemores FD with Bingo licenses, and the radio station soon to have theirs, Clayberry may become the Bingo capitol of the Appalachins Mountains.
  • Oct. 13 a Happy Columbus Day to each and every
  • Oct. 12 a from the last 7 days...
  • Oct. 12 a If it weren't for Social Security, SSI, Disability checks, we would be calling the last 6 months a depression. We were going to post a bunch of web links on that subject but instead, what a great feeling, just 100 days of W.
  • Oct. 12 a  On the local scene, Clayberry never came together any better than this week. Wed was Jamie Nicholas' funeral. We pulled together, came out in droves, and stood in the drizzle to pay our respects to the 32 year old soldier. Young and old alike knew how to behave and show respect.
  • Oct. 12 a Often we give leaders, organizations, and government double H for being dumb bunnies. This week we stood together in support of the Nicholas family.
  • Oct. 12 a Thursday evening Clay Town Council held their rescheduled meeting. The full report is in t he latest Communicator.  Senior Council person Betty Murphy worked it hard to include a bogus agenda so she could personally gain from the vote. Going along with Big Murph, Council voted to erect and pay the monthly power bill for at least two new street lights beside her commercial property at Two Run where a new Chinese restaurant will soon open.
  • Oct. 12 a To pay back Llynn Drake for her support of  the personal gain, all nodded in agreement on removing the parking meters in downtown Clay. What's the advantage for Drake? She parks on Main Street as does her boss, all day long, at a meter.
  • Oct. 12 a Here's the question... Is Llyn Drake a bone fide resident of the town? If she's not spending her nights in her Main Street rental house, where she hangs her hat, she's got to resign from her elected position.
  • Oct. 12 a As they said in the meeting, anyone can have an outside night light on the Town's dime. Just ask and ye shall receive. and that applies to any residence as well. That tele number is 304 587-4233.
  • Oct. 12 a Do you parents live here? Grandparents? Don't take a chance on them falling 'cause of some dark spot or thugs taking advantage of them. Call Town Hall Monday and get your free streetlights.  Don't be the last on your block to get free night lights.
  • Oct. 12 a One other note from Thursday's Council meeting. The lod factory takes in $5000 per month and spends over $15,000 per month. Council is working on a rate increase. They're saying it's going to be a tiny one, as small as they can make it. Maybe our math is bad, but doesn't it sound like they need three times what they're getting now? It's coming clickers sure as winter.
  • Oct. 12 a Fall Foliage color is just starting. Most likely the peak color will be next weekend. Around the county is the smell from wood stoves cranking up. The last of the yard duties are about over. Kids are starting to wear jackets each morning, and  campaign signs are just starting to sprout.
  • Oct. 12 a It's a good time to live in Clay County West Virginia.
  • Oct. 11 p  George William Griffin Sr., 98, of Indore, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 11 p Happiest of 87th Birthdays to Ruth Simmons.
  • Oct. 11 p  . A billion seconds ago it was 1959.  A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.  A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
  • Oct. 11 p The newest, juiciest yet, Communicator is on the news stands now. For once, we came out on time.
  • Oct. 10 a  Rufus R. Rogers Jr., 66, of Lizemores died Oct. 9, 2008. Wilson-Shamblin-Smith Funeral Home, Clay, is in charge of arrangements.
  • Oct. 10 a Joseph Legg, 44, of Clay died Oct. 8, 2008. Wilson-Shamblin-Smith Funeral Home, Clay, is in charge of arrangements
  • Oct. 10 a We're in shut down mode until we get The Communicator out the door Friday afternoon. Yes, we're trying to get it out on time for once. While you wait, this post is for business owners in the town of Clay.
  • Oct. 10 a Last night, Clay Town Council met in rescheduled session without benefit of a legit agenda. Near the end of the meeting, Recorder Llyn Drake asked Council to approve street lights on commercial property owned by Council person Betty (and Frank) Murphy. Drake said: with the Chinese restaurant coming and the Carolina Hot Dog place already in business at Two Run, here it comes clickers, Council should, would,  install and pay for night lighting since they have done it for others in the past AND WOULD DO IT FOR ANY BUSINESS IN TOWN.
  • Oct. 10 a Business owners, are you paying for your own outdoor night lights? Are you paying the monthly bill? You don't have to.
  • Oct. 10 a According to Recorder Drake, ANY business that asks will receive FREE installation and service. With electric rates what they are, free night lighting at taxpayer expense. Give Town Hall a call at 587-4233.
  • Oct. 10 a Don't want to get involved? You have to. Here's why. If you know there is a dark spot where someone could get hurt due to poor lighting and you do nothing about it, you may be liable.
  • Oct. 10 a Oh one last thought from Thursday's Council meeting. The sewer plant is $11,000 in the red from last month. They took in $5000 and spent $15,000. That's after water customers footed a $20,000 loan to the sewer plant 60 days back.It's all gone and some of the operation expenses have NOT been paid. What ta do? They voted to take another $11,000+ from a municipal bond account to make ends meet while they work on a hefty sewer rate increase!
  • Oct. 10 a Let's see, they take in $5000 each month from 300 customers and spent $15,000. Yelp, that should work out to a teeny tiny rate increase.
  • Oct. 9 p  Over the scanner came word of a DOA near Lizemore Elementary school. At 11:27 am a Lizemore medic confirmed "Code Black". Braxton Medical Examiner was called.
  • Oct. 9 p From the email bag: I WOULD LIKE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT MY DAD RICKEY HAMRICK IS DOING FINE SO FAR..HE HAD HIS BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT FRIDAY..IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO SEND HIM A CARD OR  DONATION HERE IS HIS ADDRESS: ROSENBAUM FAMILY HOUSE PO BOX 8228 RICKEY HAMRICK ROOM 314 MORGANTOWN WV....THANKS TO ALL
  • Oct. 9 p From the email bag: Primary Care couldn't pay their taxes...now all employees have received a letter from Carelink Commercial Insurance saying that Primary Care hadn't made a payment therefore all employees would be losing their insurance at the end of Oct.-  This place just keeps getting worse!!!!
  • Oct. 9 a Tonight Clay Town Council meets this evening at 6pm at the water plant on Main Street. The rescheduled meeting from Tuesday boosts a revised agenda. The question is, does a two day posting of a meeting and revised agenda meet constitutional muster????
  • Oct. 9 a Also tonight, the always fun filled Clay Roane PSD will hold their monthly meeting beginning at 7pm at the Procious Water Plant.
  • Oct. 9  a The last many days have been devoted to preserving for history, Jamie Nicholas our fallen hero. The images are now posted over on the PHOTO page. Feel free to take all you want by right clicking and use "save image as" feature on PCs.
  • Oct. 9 a Special thanks to Linda McKinney for sharing images from Wed's funeral procession.
  • Oct. 9 a Been lots of other stuff going on and we've neglected it. Sorry. Much of it will be in Friday's Communicator. I know, I know... but we'll try to get out the door Friday afternoon.
  • Oct. 9 a There's been a nasty family feud going on for years. The most recent court case was over Irene Nelson being competent to sign her Last Will and Testament 3 years ago. A 6 person jury decided No to be competent and yes to being unduly influenced. We think all that means, Ms Nelson's estate will be settled by the court since her will was thrown out by the jury. Details in Friday's paper.
  • Oct. 8 a Alta Himmel Brady, 91, of Enoch, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 8 a  Ralph C. Morris, 74, of Adonijah Community, Lizemores, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 8 a The military funeral for Jamie Nicholas begins at 11 am at the High School.
  • Oct. 8 a Wouldn't it be nice if the entire funeral route out to the cemetery near Wallback was lined with Clayonians holding American flags. A sad time indeed but such a fitting and proper celebration of life
  • Oct. 8 a Sometime late tonight, we'll have all the images from the Nicholas funeral on the web site over on the PHOTO page.
  • Oct. 8 a  This morning's CCC meeting will be very short so Courthouse workers can be bused over to CCHS for the funeral.
  • Oct. 8  a High school kids were told to stay home today to free up parking spaces. No word on the school closing was provided the public.
  • Oct. 8 a From the email bag: This weekend a local Clay County Lady was crowned Senior Queen for West Virginia State University's 2008 Homecoming.  Cheryl Dawn (James) Salisbury is an Elementary Education Major and will be graduating in December.  She is not your typical queen, as a wife and mother of three.  However, she represents Clay very well.  We are all so proud of you Dawn!
  • Oct. 8 a Isn't it interesting, even with the financial market in shreds, gas prices have gone... and just before an election. Hmmmmmmm.
  • Oct. 8 a  The Communicator comes out this Friday. Deadline for submissions is Thursday at noon. Get your stuff emailed over ASAP.
  • Oct. 8 a The school system knows how to get grants! The Greater Kanawha Valley  Foundation awarded Valley Dale Elem $10,000 for playground equipment and  $12,444 to purchase computers. The grant cycle was to promote recreation and land use.
  • Oct. 7 p At 1:45 today Jamie Nicholas returned home.
  • Oct. 7 a Belated Happy Birhday wishes extended to one year old Meli Raye Potter from MaMa and PaPa Schoolcraft.
  • Oct. 7 a 10:30 this morning is the Breast Cancer Awareness wreath hanging at the Courthouse
  • Oct. 7 a This evening's Town Council meeting has been rescheduled for Thursday  to accomodate attendance at the Nicholas wake..
  • Oct. 7 a Noticed something on Town Hall (water plant) door yesterday. There is notice of a Boil Water Order for the Maysel area of the system dated last week. That's the first notice of the BWO, this newspaper, website, nor the radio station received an email or FAX on the potentially serious health threats with a  BWO.
  • Oct. 7 a Tonight the CAEZ meeting is slated for 4pm (Eco/Dev) followed at 5pm with the entire Board of Directors.
  • Oct. 7 a Tonight is Jamie Nicholas' wake to be held over at the high school. Word spread yesterday that Senator Bird and the Smokin Joe Manchin would be in attendance during Wed's funeral service. Capito spoke during Sunday night's memorial service. What should be a solemn occasion is starting to spell of politics at the worst time
  • Oct. 6 a Be sure to check the JOBS page for an opportunity to qualify for better paying nearby jobs.
  • Oct. 7 a Last night's School Board meeting brought to light a potentially life threatening shortfall in the school system's radio communications system. During an afternoon bus run last week, a student had a seizure. The bus driver was unable to reach school system officials to secure an ambulance. Earlier a power line landed on a school bus during an early morning run. Once again calls for help went unheard. No injuries but close none the less.
  • Oct. 7 a Yesterday we posted the story on CCHS students dressing in red and black (instead of blue and gold) during last week's homecoming pep rally. They organized they clandestine fun, all top secret stuff don't you know! The threat of a  high  school prank resulted in the student council advisor writing a terse letter threatening expulsion from council, no letters of recommendation for graduating seniors, and the world going to go to H in a hand basket for that oh so nasty deviant behaviour.   Oh those pesky seniors!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Oct. 7 a That was posted Monday morning. Right after school, the Student Council Advisor Patricia Coulter  made a bee line to The Communicator office. She was miffed big time. The hour long discussion covered everything from not supporting a struggling football team to freedom of speech issues,  to not allowing red and black clad students to participate in the annual tug of war ritual during pep week. In the end, and with the sky NOT falling in, Ms Coulter agreed, if she had it to do over, she would have been more artful and a little less terse in that original letter to Student Council. She went on to say she only wanted what's best for the kids and felt this year could be a great year but needed a fresh start. Look for that fresh start during the next student government meeting.
  • Oct. 7 a And you high school emailers, with a fresh start planned, be easy with those emails. And, Yes you do have to put your name on each. Full details in the Communicator coming Friday.
  • Oct. 7 a Desperate measures by governments in Europe and North America to steady the banking system failed to stem panic in global markets Monday amid deepening gloom at the scope of the financial crisis.
  • Oct. 7 a Government efforts need to focus primarily on putting more money into the pockets of middle- and lower-income Americans struggling to keep their homes and jobs, not to Wall Street institutions.
  • Oct. 7 a Nearly six out of ten Americans believe another economic depression is likely, according to a poll released Monday.
  • Oct. 7 a How wide ranging is this crisis, with just 300,000 people in the country, The Icelandic Government seized control of the country’s biggest banks last night in an attempt to fend off wholesale economic collapse.
  • Oct. 6 a Last night's Memorial service for local hero Jamie Nicholas was attended by nearly 500 people. The words , music and thoughts were perfect. Not so the PA system.
  • Oct. 6 a With the new month comes lots of public meetings. Tonight the School Board meets in regular session with a long list of items to cover. Here's what they've got posted online.
  • Oct. 6 a Town Council meets Tuesday at 6pm along with CAEZ at 4 and 6pm
  • Oct. 6 a Wed morning the CCC plans a very short meeting giving them time to get over to the High School for Sgt Nicholas' funeral.
  • Oct. 6 a Be a part of what's going on by attending a public meeting.
  • Oct. 6 a  We teach our kids to show leadership and be thinking, future leaders of tomorrow. High School seniors did just that and bucked the common, with blinders on, thinking during Homecoming pep week, last week.
  • Oct. 6 a For their efforts to break the mould and do free thinking, the student council rep sent out letters calling the kids everything but communists. Promises were made by the teacher the sky would fall, their children would have flippers instead of arms, and anyone that took part in the free thinking change of pace, they would head off to college without leaders of endorsement.
  • Oct. 6 a The transgression? Instead of wearing blue and gold, kids were red and black.
  • Oct. 6 a More in Friday's Communicator
  • Oct. 5 p  Marion “Pat” Ross Carroll, 68, of Procious, see OBITUARY Page
  • Oct. 5 p  Partriot Guards riders will be a part of Wed Military service for Jamie Nicholas.
  • Oct. 5 p Here'e the direct link for those participating in Wed's memorial.
  • Oct. 5 p Weekend wrap up coming after tonight's candle light service at the Courthouse.
  • Oct. 4 a HE White Elem was suppose to hold a Basket Bingo fundraiser this afternoon. That event has been cancelled.
  • Oct. 4 a  Jamie Scott Nicholas, 32, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 3 p  Bobbie Jean Davis, 77, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 3 p Tonight the CCHS Panthers take on Independence at Schoonove/Bradley field beside the high school. For those afar or otherwise unable to attend, 101.7FM will be sportscasting the event with TG Griffith and Josh Shamblin behind the mic. Pregame around 7:20 and kick off at 7:30pm. It's homecoming too. Go Panthers!
  • Oct. 3 p   Today a hearing continues on the fate of a last will and testament of Irene Nelson continues. Never seen more contentious testimony all in one family. Most likely the court case will continue on Monday.
  • Oct. 3 p Don't forget tommorrow night the BDA is hosting an Auction. The event is the first time the BDA has done anything to benefit locals.. well at least in the last 10 years! Just like praising a toddler learning to walk, it's time to come out and show support for their opening effort. You might even get a good deal to boot. Details over on EVENTS page
  • Oct. 3 a From the Dept of Defense.   RELEASE NUMBER: 081001-02; DATE POSTED: OCTOBER 1, 2008 PRESS RELEASE: Special Forces Soldiers killed in action  U.S. Army Special Forces Command Public Affairs Office         FORT BRAGG, N.C. (USASOC News Service, Oct. 1, 2008) — Three Army Special Forces Soldiers died Sept. 29 of wounds sustained during combat operations in the vicinity of Yakhchal, Helmand Province, Afghanistan.

  •     The following Soldiers, all assigned to Company B, 1st Battalion, 7th Special Forces Group (Airborne) at Fort Bragg, N.C., died when their High-Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV) struck an enemy Improvised Explosive Device: Capt. Richard G. Cliff, Jr., 29,of Mount Pleasant, S.C., was a Special Forces Operational Detachment-Alpha team commander. Sgt. 1st Class Jamie S. Nicholas, 32, of Maysel, W. Va., was a Special Forces Operational Detachment-Alpha senior weapons sergeant. Sgt. 1st Class Gary J. Vasquez, 33, of Round Lake, Ill., was a Special Forces Operational Detachment-Alpha senior engineer sergeant.
       Cliff is survived by his wife, Stacy, and son, Richard, of Sanford, N.C.; mother Julie Cliff, and father Richard Cliff, Sr., both of Mount Pleasant, S.C.
       Nicholas is survived by his wife, Michelle, stepson, Brenton Troup and stepdaughter, Sharise Troup, of Hope Mills, N.C.; mother Karen Nicholas, and father Burke Nicholas, both of Wallback, W. Va.
       Vasquez is survived by his wife, Sarah, of Raeford, N.C.; mother, Margaret Du Hasek, and brother, Barry Du Hasek, both of Highland, Ill.
  • Oct. 3 a From the Dept of Defense.  SGT. 1 ST CLASS JAMIE S.NICHOLAS Killed in action on Sept.29, 2008 Operation Enduring Freedom.  Sgt. 1st Class Jamie S. Nicholas, 32, was killed Sept. 29 while conducting a combat reconnaissance patrol in the vicinity of Yakhchal, Helmand Province, Afghanistan, in support of combat operations while serving with Company B, 1st Battalion, 7th Special Forces Group (Airborne). He deployed in support of Operation Enduring Freedom in May 2008 as a member of the Combined Joint Special Operations Task Force – Afghanistan. This was his second deployment in support of the Global War on Terror and second deployment to Afghanistan. He was a Special Forces Operational Detachment Alpha senior weapons sergeant. Nicholas, a native of Maysel, W. Va., volunteered for military service and entered the Army in Aug. 1994 as an infantryman. After basic and advanced individual training at Fort Benning, Ga., he was assigned to Co. A, 2nd Bn., 327th Infantry Regiment (Air Assault) at Fort Campbell, Ky. In 1997 he became a team leader when he moved to Co. C, 1st BN., 508th Infantry Regiment (Airborne) at Camp Ederle, Italy. He volunteered for recruiting duty in 2001 and was assigned to the Pittsburgh, Pa. Recruiting Bn. Upon successful completion of that tour, he was assigned as a squad leader when he moved to Co. B, 2nd Bn. , 1st Infantry Regiment at Fort Wainwright, Alaska. He began the Special Forces Qualification Course 2005 and he earned the coveted “Green Beret” in 2006 and was assigned to 1st Bn., 7th SFG(A) at Fort Bragg, N.C., as a Special Forces Operational Detachment Alpha weapons sergeant.

  •    Nicholas’ military education includes: the Basic Noncommissioned Officer Course, Northern Warfare Course, Recruiting Course, Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape Course, Combat Lifesavers Course, Basic Airborne Course, Air Assault Course, Warrior Leaders Course, and Special Forces Qualification Course.
       His awards and decorations include the Bronze Star Medal, three Army Commendation Medals, three Army Achievement Medals, four Army Good Conduct Medals, National Defense Service Medal, Afghanistan Campaign Medal, Iraq Campaign Medal, Global War on Terrorism Service Medal,
    Noncommissioned Officer Professional Development Ribbon, Army Service Ribbon, Overseas Service Ribbon, NATO Medal, U.S. Army Recruiter Badge (gold), Combat Infantryman Badge, Expert Infantryman Badge, Parachutist Badge, Air Assault Badge and the Special Forces Tab.
       Nicholas is survived by his wife, Michelle, stepson, Brenton Troup and stepdaughter, Sharise Troup, of Hope Mills, N.C. mother Karen Nicholas, and father Burke Nicholas, both of Wallback, W. Va.
  • Oct. 3 a From the Clayberry web site. Clay County West Virginia mourns.
  • Oct. 3 a We'll get trivial stuff like the BDA sometime later
  • Oct. 2 a   Zelma Sharon (Crickett) Blankenship Cruikshanks, see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 2 a Somebody tell Ester Deel up at Laurel Nursing, Happiest of 90th Birthdays. Keep on keepin on !
  • Oct. 2 a The Business Developmentless Authority meets today at 5pm. Many say they haven't done a thang in 10 years. That might be changing.
  • Oct. 2 a  One of the new Boardsters, maybe Jesse Sizemore, came up with an idea to help local businesses sell off inventory not moving fast enough. The idea is the Saturday night auction over at the ole State Road garage at Two Run.  This might be a great time to clear out the cellar and put some fresh jingle in your pocket. Details over on the EVENTS page.
  • Oct. 2 a If successful, they plan to offer the auction monthly. Big sales or a blow off, it's the first actual stab at much of anything in a decade.
  • Oct. 2 a Small Town America reacts when one of our own is killed in war. Yesterday the Town put up the American flags in respect. A public memorial service is being planned. Local signs of condolences are going up as well.
  • Oct. 2 a Tuesday night a thug tried to break into a locked, parked car in Two Run . A spry lady came out after the lad. He skidaddled. No arrests yet. Mayor Brown says he knows who you are buddy!
  • Oct. 2 a Been hearing a lot about "mark to market" lately. Wonder what that is? From NPR this answer: Mark-to-market accounting essentially allows Wall Street firms to value (or "mark") the assets in their portfolio based on current market prices. The problem, critics say, is that under that accounting rule, sliding home prices affect not just the value of mortgages that are defaulting but of all mortgages — and therefore, of all mortgage-backed securities.  That, in turn, affects how much capital firms are required to have on hand to cover their debt exposure. And to raise that capital, firms end up having to sell other assets — which drives the price of those assets down, too. In other words, they say, mark-to-market accounting can lead to a downward spiral.
  • Oct. 1 a Ralph Mills Douglas, 77,  see OBITUARY page
  • Oct. 1 a From the email bag: I Lost a digital camera possibly at The Benefit Sing for Robynn McGlothlin at Swandale. If anyone has seen it please contact me at 587-2109. Would be greatly appreciated. Thanks
  • Oct. 1 From the email bag: HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, CARTER MORTON!
  • Oct. 1 a Need help with your utilities this winter? See ADVISORY page now.
  • Oct. 1 a Are you one of those that feels taxpayers shouldn't bail out the rich arsticrats on Wall Street? Here's some thoughtful reading supporting your position.
  • Oct. 1 a Remember Randy Schoonovcr? One time Senator with a long list of of indiscretions and a couple trips to the big house?
  • Oct. 1 a Had a chance to talk with one time Senator Randy Schoonover yesterday. He says much of his problems were drug related and he's now clean, has been for some time. Truthfully he sounded like Randy of old.  According to the Senator, there's a tell all book coming out on his life and times. Maybe a movie in the works?  Schoony heads to Disney World in Nov to talk to the big mouse about the documentary.

  • Oct. 1 a A married man spent the weekend playing golf and partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?'.....      The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!' Monday w ent by , and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.